The mouth is a delicate part of the body that needs to be treated with proper care. Wash the mouth at least two times a day and it will wash you back. If, however, you fail to do so on a regular basis the millions of bacterium hibernating inside the mouth slide down the throat and take permanent residence in your bowls. One of the best ways to detect this disorder in yourself is if you have at one or more times experienced the loss of control over your bowl movements known as Irritable Bowl Syndrome (ie; your tighty whities ain't so white no more) and anger outbursts that gradually become involuntary and uncontrollable. To help you with this, the OHAC (Oral Hygenist Association of Canada) have created for you a rhyme to help you remember the importance of brushing the teeth. Remember, just saying this everyday is ALMOST as good as brushing your teeth.
Brush Brush Brush, We must defeat the Mush Floss, Floss, Floss We must conquer the moss Clean, Clean, Clean Before they turn green
Darn Yellow Coating, be gone! Free me of this foul yawn! Liberate me of this awful stench So the girls don't run off the bench For if one more girl calls me smelly I shall put a cannon through her belly
A thorough cleaning is what I require To fulfill the public's desire And, Before I forget The back teeth, too, must be wet Also, never underestimate the power Of a good (if all be it occasional) shower.
To conclude, keep the benefits of proper oral hygiene close to mind at all times. The above poem will not only remind you how to brush properly, but after repetition will subconsciously remind you to do society a favor and brush your fucking teeth. And don't forget about that shower.
Regards, OHAC.
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